Torn between Two Apartments, Feeling like a Fool

Apartment shopping in Orange County is like shopping for a boyfriend. You have to consider many things: age, location, charm, attractiveness, stability/durability, and size (umm, like size of the apartment...Duh). You have to factor in all of these things before you invest your time, money, and emotions. To be honest, being in an actual relationship is probably easier than being in a committed lease to an apartment. You can always break up in a relationship but in a apartment lease, you're stuck to it via a legal contract. Some commitments can last up to 2 years!

As you can see, my experience with apartment shopping has been quite a headache. I don't think I was being that picky. Okay, okay, so maybe I did want it all. I wanted an apartment in a great location (preferably Brea, voted one of the best places to live in the U.S.), a relatively new and modern decor, nice kitchen counter tops, a spacious floor plan, central AC, a swimming pool in the complex, a good surrounding community, and lots of amenities thrown in. Did I also mention that I wanted all of this all for one cheap, affordable price? Am I being incredibly impossible?

I've been here for almost 3 weeks dating around, stressed, tired, keeping my eyes very opened while keeping my wallet very shut...

After scouring the web, calling apartment complexes, and racing through craigslist, I had set multiple first date appointments.

Like any other first date, I always ask these key questions that we should all consider before committing to any lease:

How old are you? Are you built in the 70's, 80's, or 90's? Does your style fit my style? What's your history? Are you too old for me?

Are you stable? Do I feel safe being around you? Are the light fixtures reliable? Is the water heater working properly? If an earthquake occurs, will you protect me?

Am I attracted to you? What color is the carpet? What color are the walls? How many times have they been repainted? Why does the carpet smell like cats and dogs? Why does the carpet smell like smoke?? I don't like smokers!

Where are you located? I don't want a long distance relationship. I want you to be no more than 20 or so minutes far from school. I would also prefer it if you were located close to fun areas because I don't want to feel like I'm living in the boonies.

Who are your close friends? I heard one of the units next to you had a huge party and the cops found drugs and had to arrest some people. I don't think I'm okay with that.

What else are you offering me? Is there a patio? How about a community pool? Fitness center? Will the rent include utilities? Will water, trash, sewage, gas, or electricity be included in this relationship?

Are you worth it? Is the amount of rent per month worth it?

And finally, the most important question:


Are we compatible? Will we be happy together? Even if you don't have it all, am I accepting of that? Am I willing to spend a little extra more per month to keep you?
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Just so you know ladies and gentlemen, I know I sound crazy but all the hard work paid off.


Today I am blessed to say that I finally found THE ONE.
Come visit us!